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ABOUT THIS WEBSITE
This site is proudly created and maintained by a team of web developers. Developers who are not compensated in accordance with what a free and open market would pay them, but developers who value working for a just, Marxist organization where all employees are equally rewarded. Developers who were not hired based solely upon their talents and abilities, but by what matters most – their skin tones and gender identity.
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR FAITH
Please download The Progressive Bible below.
Showing little in the way of mercy, the evil seed of capitalism sprouted in their hearts, twisting and defiling the disease-ridden peons into believing that property rights, were to them, something that should be accorded. – The Progressive Bible, Genesis 2:4